I bet I could teach.
I know the most minute signs of misconception.
The eyebrows say it all.
teaching is the most pious profession.
My teacher is the most caring, patient and intelligent person I know.
Teachers avoid recognition.
I don't know why, but they do.
If I were a teacher I would stand in the spotlight.
I would let everyone know of my skillfull artform.
I would rip flyers for lost kittens off light posts and replace them with large pictures of my face.
The caption would read I teach, what do you do?